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Why do reindeer wear fur coats ? Because they would look silly in plastic macs !
What do you give a train driver for Christmas ? Platform shoes !
Why can only tiny fairies sit under toadstools? Because there isn't mushroom.
What often falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt? Snow.
What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ? Frost bite !

What did the guest sing at the Eskimo's Christmas party ? Freeze a jolly fellow !
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ? A pineapple !
What do sheep write in their Christmas cards? Merry Christmas to ewe.
What do you call a reindeer with no eyes? No eye deer.
Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ? Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe !
What did the Policeman say when he caught Frosty the Snowman stealing? Freeze!
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ? They both drop their needles !
Knock Knock Who's there ? Mary Mary who ? Mary Christmas !
Knock Knock Who's there ? Snow Snow who ? Snow business like show business !
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ? Santa pause !
Where do snowmen go to dance? Snowballs!
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ? The letter "D" !
Why did the elf take his computer to the hospital? Because Santa said it had a virus.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ? It's Christmas, Eve !
What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ? Santapplause !
How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ? You wake up wet !
How do snowmen travel around ? By iceicle !
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ? Thanks, I'll never part with it !
What did the big candle say to the little candle ? I'm going out tonight !
What sort of ball doesn't bounce ? A snowball !
How long does it take to burn a candle down ? About a wick !
Which reindeer have the shortest legs ? The smallest ones !
What do reindeer have that no other animals have ? Baby reindeer !
What do snowmen wear on their heads ? Ice caps !
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the office Christmas party? Because he had no-body to go with!
Father Christmas really loved his job, Until he got the sack !
What do snowmen eat for lunch ? Icebergers !
Why is it difficult to keep a secret at the North Pole? Because your teeth chatter.
What did Mrs. Christmas say to her husband during the storm? "Come and look at the rain, dear."
Where do you find reindeer ? It depends on where you leave them !
How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ? Chick to chick !
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